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Vickie Guerrero addresses the wrestlers backstage and says we are going to have a food eating contest. It's chaos and then we go to the arena.

Mark Henry w/Big E. Langston goes one on one with Curtis Axel w/Ryback. Henry defeats Axel with the world's strongest slam.

^Short and sweet, just like the tag match we saw on Raw. Too short to be memorable.

Brodus Clay is angry with Xavier Woods for stealing his girls. He shoves Woods. Truth and Sweet T try to stop Brodus from being so angry. Interesting to see good guys having issues.

Renee Young interviews Randy Orton in the middle of the ring. Orton says he wasn't knocked out at the Survivor Series and that he was playing possum. Renee Young asks Orton if he felt betrayed by the authority when they booked the TLC match with John Cena. He walks away from the interview.

^Are we supposed to be intrigued by this new persona of Orton? Well, I'm not. In fact, it's downright stupid. We've seen every side of Orton possible; he isn't versatile enough as an actor to pull off anything new. Just let the guy wrestle!

Vickie throws AJ and Tamina out of her party when they try to crash it. Titus and Khali are still competing in the food eating contest when Khali passes out. Titus is declared the winner. Vickie says he won the right to compete against Antonio Cesaro tonight. Titus looks like he's going to puke. Funny stuff!

The 3MB come to the ring as the Plymouth Rockers(using the Rocker's old music). It's a six man tag and they're taking on El Torito with the Los Matadores. The Matadores double team McIntyre for the win.

^Not much of a match. The Matadores aren't getting over whatsoever. The gimmick isn't entertaining to me in any form, but at least these guys can wrestle.

We're 25% of the way through the show and this is what we've seen so far. What would you be thinking if you were me? I'm thinking it can only get better!

Truth and Woods take on Tons of Funk. Brodus pins Woods in under two minutes with a splash from the middle rope.

^The story here is that the veteran showed his angry side and might be turning heel. The reality is that this was a joke for being too short and a waste of my time.

CM Punk is interviewed by Renee Young. He says he hasn't heard from Daniel Bryan, has severely bruised ribs and has no idea why the Shield attacked him in the first place. He implies that they were acting on orders of the authority. Good short promo from Punk.

A Wyatt Family promo is shown. Bray is super creepy. Too bad they're becoming implied stooges for the authority rather than being an independent entity. 

Antonio Cesaro defeats Titus O'Neil by DQ when Darren Young stops the big swinging spin so O'Neil doesn't get sick. O'Neil pukes in JBL's hat after the match and everyone sells how gross it is. O'Neil then dumps the hat on Cole. Cole sells it despite there being no actual puke. O'Neil "pukes" on Zeb Colter next. 

^More pointless crap, but maybe it will eventually lead to the Real Americans and the PTP in some good matches. Family entertainment, eh?

We get a long Raw rebound of the FULL main event from Raw. Yup, this actually happened.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust defend the Tag Team Titles against Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns of the Shield. Dean Ambrose does commentary during the match(I LOVE listening to Dean talk). Rhodes tries to pin Rollins after cross-rhodes and Dean Ambrose breaks up the pin to cause a DQ. 

CM Punk comes out after the match with a steel chair and takes out Roman Reigns as the crowd chants CM Punk. Vickie Guerrero interrupts on the tron and makes this a six man tag team match right now. 

^That tag match was LOADED with action and now we get a six man tag? THIS is wrestling!

The Wyatt Family comes out to watch the six man tag as it goes on. The Wyatts get involved and cause a DQ. The Usos comes down for the save as everyone brawls around the ring. Rey Mysterio joins the party. Vickie Guerrero comes out and makes this a twelve man tag now.

^Now this is getting ridiculous. Why not feature a bunch of matches rather than restarting the original match?

Punk hits a GTS on Rowan to win the twelve man tag and close out the show.

^It was a lot of action here, but the chaos of it all seemed like a bit much. Solid main event(or three) overall.

The only match worth watching was the one that was changed twice. The rest of the show flopped. Call it four out of ten with the ONE match worth watching ending the show. Thanks for reading!



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